🦎KEEBEE💖💫🔜's Profile
Joined April 2025
🦎KEEBEE💖💫🔜's Prayers (5)

Please help my package reach its international destination!
St. Expedite, a handwritten thank you card from a group of colleagues to our international peers has just been sent out into the world, and last time we tried to send something it never made it past customs and was ultimately lost. I humbly ask for your assistance in the successful delivery of this card so that we may express our gratitude for the hard work of our international team!





THANK U FOR THE MOST SWIFT INTERNAT'L TRAVEL HOME, FASTER THAN I COULDA DREAMED!
We were mentally and physically preparing for a long and exhausting journey at every phase of our trip home after international travel. It was the MOST pleasant of surprises to have the exact opposite experience. Flight was the perfect length to watch a movie and its sequel, customs was unbelievably fast and smooth, our uber showed up within a few min of being called, and we hit no rush hour traffic traveling home into a major city on the day of a big sporting event! Thank you Saint Expedite for getting us back safely and swiftly, more swift than I even knew to ask!




Please bless my upcoming salary adjustment
Within the structures that must be worked, I petition you Saint Expedite to please maximize the outcome of my annual salary review for the biggest blessing to my finances





Please help with my reimbursements request
Please help me get properly reimbursed for recent expenses that I am entitled to compensation for. The submission process was confusing so I humbly ask St. Expedite for your assistance in smoothing the review and, hopefully, approval.




thank you St. Expedite for speeding the delivery of my packages!
Lately our deliveries have been coming right on time, including some really important items that were needed within a narrow time window. My thanks and praise to St. Expedite for ensuring the swift and safe delivery of our goods and documents!



Recent Activity (6)

Petition for swift funding
Glorious St. Expedite, please intercede on my behalf to swiftly bring me the funding I need for my research. It has been unnecessarily caught in the crosshairs of a partisan political attack on progress, and now my livelihood and career development are in jeopardy. Please do not delay oh powerful martyr, but fight off the devils that keep this funding from me and bring it to me at once! Hodie, hodie, hodie!






Request for Intercession
Saint Expedite, patron saint of urgent causes, I turn to you in this difficult time. I humbly request your powerful intercession with my court matter. May justice prevail and truth be revealed. Grant that my case be resolved swiftly and favorably, bringing peace and resolution! The sooner we can resolve this case, the sooner I can work towards pushing my own action and bring true justice for myself.




Glory to the Swift Intercessor!
Glorious martyr St. Expedite, I come before you with the utmost gratitude for your swift intercession and quick help. Thank you for returning my belongings to me faster than I even imagined, and for cooperating with my spirits and familiars to ensure their safety while they were in limbo. All praise and glory unto you!





Green Tie
Oh St. Expedite, please send me your guidance. I have to find a dark green tie for a wedding and I searched all over NYC and did not find one. Turns out, ties are going out of style. Please help me find several options in the next week! Thank you!




Thank you for ushering urgent conversation
St. Expedite, thank you for safe travel, an open heart, and urgent timing to hold life-changing conversations with family and, in doing so, help heal past traumas.






Bless this launch and make it the process go smoothly and quickly
Hodie! Thank you St. Expedite for all you've done to help me out. I ask that you make this launch really smooth, let bugs be ironed out quickly, and let lots of people find this place to celebrate you on your feast day!




