Brat Pentacle (Frightful Howls)
Limited EditionA special pentacle created by B. Key of the Frightful Howls You May Hear podcast, composed of the Fourth Pentacle of Mercury from the Key of Solomon superimposed over the album artwork for "brat" by Charli XCX.
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The Frightful Howls You May HearSpiritual Meaning
This pentacle combines traditional occult symbolism with contemporary meme culture for ultimate brat-taming oomph. The Fourth Pentacle of Mercury is a talisman used to acquire knowledge, wisdom and understanding of all created things. It is used to help penetrate hidden things, and to command all spirits (and brats). It can be used to enhance intelligence, meditation, dreaming, and the realization of hidden truths... and possibly kinks. With this pentacle, brat summer is never truly over.
Why Offer This to Saint Expedite
This special offering can be used to to enhance petitions for knowledge and learning, especially in matters of mystery both spiritual and spicy alike. Whether you're summoning demons, brats, or demon-brats, this pentacle is sure to help keep the sass contained. Warning: offering this pentacle may cause unintended side effects such as a ridiculously deep and smooth casting voice, spontaneous bouts of shibari, and a trail of brats following you around like the pied piper.
Working with Saint Expedite
Saint Expedite is known as the patron saint of urgent causes, procrastination, and swift solutions. When working with this powerful intercessor, it's important to be specific about your petition and generous with your offerings.
Traditional offerings like candles, pound cake, and flowers have been used for centuries in devotion to Saint Expedite. Each offering carries its own energetic signature that resonates with different aspects of the saint's power.
When making an offering, approach with respect and sincerity. Light your candle with intention, speak your petition clearly, and trust that Saint Expedite will work with the swiftness that is his hallmark.